Ken - We were just about done for the day and I really wanted to finish with a bang.
Boomhauer - Woowee man, Ah was gol dang butt sore man, but the chick's dig so Ah went faster.
Ken - I was 50 feet from the trailer and forgot about the ditch.
Boomhauer - Cruisin man, uhuh the earth opened up man.
Ken - I hit the throttle and pulled, but my front tire went in. I tried to turn it gracefully like Casey would, but it was no good; I ate it bad.
Boomhauer - Rolled the gas man, but mah puny ass arms couldn't pull it dang it and in Ah went man, uhuh. Casey, a real ladies turn on man, would have rolled it man, but Ah ate dirt.
Ken - Everybody laughed, but I didn't cry so it is all good.
Boomhauer - Dang, I picked up man, but Ah looked like a durned idiot, even had dirt in my shorts man. Chicks still call, uhuh. Check me out at www.hottubsanytime.com man. Chicks dig me man, mumble, mumble.
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This has to be the best write up of a ride we have had! I can just picture Ken trying his hardest to hold back the tears of pain and shame as he picked up his bike from the ditch.
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